Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for miracle cures. How am I supposed to stop all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a legitimate email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- Consider this my final warning.
Make This Spam Stop You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm tired with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Leave me alone
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your final get more info warning to knock it off. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Spammy Emails
You know you're so slick, sending out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, moron? I don't care for your hoax. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.